metamorphosis

Title: In Which Beer Is Insulted
Characters: Belgium, Prussia
Rating: PG

"The only difference between cat piss and German beer is that German beer smells a hell of a lot better."

"Oh yeah? The only difference between German beer and Belgian beer is that Belgian tastes a lot like cat piss."

Belgium laughs while sipping her drink - Prussia howls in laughter and bangs his fist on the table when it comes flying out her nose - and after a few minutes they glance at each other and say in unison,

"And the only redeeming quality American beer has is that it's drinkable cat piss!"

No one said drunkards had to make sense.

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